so i felt bored and did a meme

don't blame me it's 8:13 AM and i actually slept on a normal schedule last night. stolen from Chedtim

Section One: We will never know the name of this section thanks to Industrial  <<<
1. Name: Ash/Cora
2. Nickname(s): ...don't have many. Ashy-poo, Ashy (fuck you robiny)
3. Birthday: March 9
4. That makes you: 15
5. Where were you born: Kaiser 
6. Location right now: My room.
7. Shoe size: 8.5
8. How many piercings?: Ear piercings. Want a nose piercing.
9. Tattoos?: Once I'm legally old enough.
10. When you wake up you're: Tired. Moody
11. When your about to sleep you're: Thinking too much about too many things
12. Zodiac sign: Pisces
13. Chinese zodiac: Rabbit
14. Righty or Lefty: Righty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: shhhshhhshhs not telling

Section Two: Looks
17. Nationality: American motherfucking america
18. Hair color: dark brown. although i plan to dye it teal soon.
20. Weight: *looks down* 134. I weigh more than all of my friends -_- although since it's summer, i probably weigh more
21. Height: 5'5
22. Braces? I technically need them.
23. Glasses? nupe

Section Three: Private Life
24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: yas c;
25. If so, who?: magic mikey 
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: mmmm see: magic mikey/michael.
27. Who has a crush on you?: well hopefully my boyfriend would
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: i do not believe so
29. Who was your first kiss: ...no one?
30. Who was your last kiss: no one?
31. Are you a virgin?: VIRGINITY IS A FALSE CONCEPT CREATED BY SOCIETY TO POINTLESSLY SHAME BOTH BOYS AND GIRLS ALIKE. <<<<
32. Ever had a threesome before?: i'd like to think i'm open to it but god damn does the concept of sex terrify me.
33. NQ- Every been swarmed by ladybugs?: nope
34. Have you ever been in love?: i do not believe love can happen really fast, so no. xD but idk, i guess maybe?
35. Broken any hearts?: ...crushed them. gonna keep doing it. fucking luke.
36. Got your heart broken?: i don't think so
37. Ever liked a friend?: yes ;_;
38. What happened?: both guys found out, one really late. (one of them liked me back (god dammit) and the other kind of teased me with my other best friend )

Section Four: Past Relationships
39. How many relationships have you been in?: ...um one?
40. How many were serious enough to count: uno
41. Who were those serious ones: MY CURRENT BOYFRIEND.
42. NQ- Who used to be your best friend?: so um this girl alia. ._.
43. What made them different: she was a really good actress and we had a ton of fun together
44. What happened: we kind of fought and boom it ended.
45. Best boy/girlfriend: WELL I ONLY HAVE ONE CHOICE. MIKEY. 
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: no
47. Ever been kissed: Nah son 
48. Who do you want back: nnnnno
49. Who do you regret: nnno
50. Why?: ...

Section Five: Favorites
51. Song: TOO MANY TO COUNT ;_; 
52. Movie: Suicide Room
53. Food: crepes c;
54. Drink: ...fruit juice
55. Store: Amazon! 
56. Television show: i don't watch TV all that much, but either sherlock/doctor who/survivor
57. Holiday: christmas
58. Book: Wintergirls (Laurie Halse Andersen) a lot of john green books are closely following behind
59. Ice cream: strawberry
60. Sweets: PASTRIES
61. Crisps: chips ;-;
62. Type of music: Indie rock??? idk. my taste is pretty expansive
63. Artist: whoever does the ghost town art. IDEK
64. Word: ???
65. Time of day: sunset or midnight
66. Dressing: blue cheese??
67. Alcoholic drink: rose cHAMPAGNE
68. Color(s): deep indigo
69. Piece of clothing: shirts?
70. Character: um. Nepeta? Kanaya?
71. Smell: hmm unsure probably a crisp breeze
72. Shampoo: idk
73. Soap: the russian kind XD it works really well
74. Smiley: XD or c; 
75. Board game: monopoly
76. Sport: ...i do not do them sports.
77. Number: 9 or 13.
78. Quote: 

“Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel.” ~Shakespearean sonnets (sonnet 1)

"To die will be an awfully big adventure." ~Peter Pan

“You’re not dead, but you’re not alive, either. You’re a wintergirl.” ~Laurie Halse Anderson, Wintergirls

79. Animal: cougars or in general felines
80. Actor: tOM HIDDLESTON
82. Vegetable: roses xD
83. Fruit: pluots or pomegranates 
84. Place to be: idk ._.
85. Thing in your room: my computer xD duh.
86. Gum: watermelon orbit
87. Shape: idek
88. Country: CANADA <sub>totally has no correlation to michael being there hahahahahahahaha
89. Mall: ...???
90. Car: idek
91. Boy's name: Rowyn? Reed? Adric? Idk.
92. Girl's name: Cora! or Genesis.
93. Family member: my sister. or my cat. XD
94. Restaurant: um??
95. Movie place: idk
96. Person to go to the movies with: Yodar and Kim.
97. Noise: music.
98. Brand of shoe: ...I don't particularly care?
99. Brand of clothing: ?????
100. Body part of a chicken: wings??????? 
101. Swear word: dipshit/dumbfuck
102. Month: June. it's just the beginning of summer ;_;
103. Possession: wat
104. Team: wat
105. Season: summer. die school.
106. Radio station: ????
107. Magazine: NO
108. Favorite grade: 6th? 9th?
109. Least favorite grade: 7th :T
110. Teacher: MY ART TEACHER FROM LAST YEAR. 
111. Least favorite teacher: fucking fung. fucking chen. fucking...
112. Subject: art or english
113. Subject to talk about: epiphanies 

Section Six: Family
114. Who's your mom?: A HR. I don't like her.
115. Who's your dad?: A friggin realtor. 
116. Any step-parents?: Nope.
117. Any brothers?: yup.
118. Any Sisters?: dos.
120. Coolest: are you kidding my family is not cool. maybe my aunt. she gave me champagne. that my mother stole -_-
121. Loudest: um.
122. Best relative: My sister or my cat. 
123. Worse relative: mother?
124. Do you get along with your parents? we have a mutual agreement to ignore each other
125. With your siblings? i guess. they're never really there though.
126. Does anyone understand you?: my sister if anything.
127. Do you have any pets?: A meower. 
128. If so, what kind and name? Cat= Sherlock, domestic shortfur? he has so many nicknames that it's not even funny.
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: idk

Section Seven: School
131. Are you still in school? sadly.
132. Did you drop out?: i wish
133. Your current GPA: 3.79 i think
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: bring.
136. Favorite class: art/english
137. Play any sports at school?: fuck no that takes too much effort
138. Are you popular? no xD
139. Favorite memory: fucking around in art with Chloe118 
140. Most humiliating moment: not sure
141. Most funniest moment: The grammar in this question made me cringe. idk.
142. Most scared moment: thinking about my future AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear...
145. Chicken: *clucking noises*
146. Dog: woof
147. Christina Aguilera: nah
148. Ricky Martin: wat
149. 50 cent: isn't he a rapper???
150. Poop: Toilet.
151. Beach: sand
152. Desert: Cactus.
153. Water: refresh
154. Osama: Bin Laden. XD
155. Love: confusing
156. Your little brother: wat
157. Butt: yOU CAN'T TWERK MICHAEL
158. Clowns: no
159. Wonder: wall
16o. Brown: shit.
161. Banana: dildo
162. Sex: oh god
163. Parents: ugh.
164. Homosexuals: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
165. God: nonexistent

Section Nine: Do you believe in...
166. God: Nope
167. Heaven: Nope
168. Devil: Nope
169. Hell: yup. it's called life.
170: Boogy man: Nope
171. Closet Monsters: not especially, considering my closet is my safe place.
172. Fortune tellings: Nope
173. Magic: I wish D:
174. Love at first sight: no
175. Ghosts: Not really
176. Voo-doo dolls: not really
177. Reincarnation: no
178. Yourself: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH that's a great joke

Section Ten: Do you...
179. Smoke: No
180. Do drugs: No
181. Drink alcohol: If given the opportunity.
182. Cuss: no fucking shit
183. Sing in the shower: occasionally. i mostly think
184. Like school: fuck no
185. Want to get married: idk
186. Type with all of your fingers: kind of? not really
187. Think you're attractive: ehhhh sometimes i see it sometimes i don't. i have bouts of confidence.
188. Drink and drive: Nope
189. Snore: i think so?
190. Sleep walk: Nope
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: hell yas

Section Eleven: Have you ever...
192. Flashed someone: yes
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: ohgod sadly
195. Been arrested: almost
196. Gone to jail: Nope
197. Skateboarded: Not really
198. Skinny dipped: Nah
199. Rock climbed: Yup
200. Killed someone: no
201. Watched porn: hah. yeeeeah
202. Gone on a road trip: with my parents -_- i'm planning one with my friends though
203. Went out of the country: Yup
204. Talked back to an adult: of course
205. Broken a law: multiple
206. Got pulled over: Nope
208: Cried to get out of trouble: i can't cry in most situations.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: i would.
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: Nope
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: Nope
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: i usually give it to my cat XD
213. Moon someone: my mother. she hates it.
214. Shop-lifted: yeah XD
215. Worked at McDonald's: Nope
216. Eaten a dog: Nope
217. Give money to a homeless person: Yup
218. Glued your hand to yourself: Yeah XD
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: Nope
220. Had a one night stand: Nope
221. Smoked: Nope
222. Done drugs: Nope
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: What ex
224. Slap someone for being stupid: yeeep
225. Had cyber sex: what the fuck is cyber sex
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: Yeah
227. Caught someone doing something: Yup
228. Played a game that removes clothing: yes
229. Cried during a movie: yup
230. Cried over someone: Yeah
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: kind of???
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: Nope
233. Ran away from home: kind of yesterday. but i came back home ._. because there's nowhere else to goooo
234. Cheated on a test: multiple times it's so easy


Section Twelve: Would you...
235. Bungee jump: i want tooo
236. Sky dive: see above
237. Swim with dolphins: yes
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: No
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Only for like a day just to see if I could pull it off
240. Lie to the police: duh
241. Run from the police: Hopefully not
242. Lie to your parents: no shit
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: fuck no
244. Be an exotic dancer: i cannot dance i have two left feet
245. NQ- Kill the president: Nope

Section Thirteen: Are you...
246. Shy: Kind of. more anxiety xD
247. Loud: at times
248. Nice: I try to be
249: Outgoing: ehhh
250: Quiet: a lot
251. Mean: if you piss me off
252. Emotional: way too much
253. Sensitive: extremely
254. Gay: sexual orientation: unknown.
255. Strong: No
256. Weak: Yes
257. Caring: Too much
258. Dangerous: xD kind of
259. Crazy: With my friends
260. Spontaneous: Yeah 
261. Funny: I try
262. Sweet: eh
263. Sharing: I try
264. Responsible: with some things
265. Trustworthy: I like to think so
266. Open-minded: Yes
267. Creative: kind of. 
268. Cute: ehhhhhhhh no
269. Slick: wtf no
270. Smart: Nah
271. Dumb: Yeah
272. Evil: Nah
273. Ghetto: Nah
274. Classy: Nah
275. Photogenic: noooo
276. Dependable: I try
277. Greedy: Yeah
278. Ugly: Naw
279. Messy: often
280. Neat: rarely
281. Perverted: Why didn't you make this 269 (yup i stole moss')
282. Silly: Yeah
283. A B****: often
284. A Good Listener: i try to be
285. A Fighter: Nah
286. A Party Animal: i wish
287. A Game Freak: eh
288. A Computer Freak: kind of really yes

Section Fourteen: Future
289. Dream job: writer? artist? 
290. Dream house: i actually have a house in mind but idk how to describe it
291. Husband/Wife: idk
292. Kids: if anything, i'll adopt
293. Names: ??????????????
294. Pets: CATS
295. Car: idk
296. Age you would want to get married: late twenties? early thirties?
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: IDK
298. Honeymoon: Idk

Fifteen: Your Friends 
299. Best friend: too many ;-;
301. Craziest: Yodar.
302. Loudest: CJ. xD
303. Shyest: iDK
304. Best hair: fucking michael god damn his hair is perfect
305. Best eyes: michael's or kim's. eyes are pretty
306. Best body: michael ahahahah oh mygod he's so fucking hot it's not even funny 
307. Most Athletic: thatnerdyartaddict or Aidan xD
308. Hot-tempered: idk
309. Most impatient: Me xD
310. Shortest: Kim!
311. Tallest: um. michael? aidan? iDK
312. Skinniest: Kim... xD
313. Best singer: Rachel?
314. Funniest: Kim/Aidan
315. Can always make you laugh: CJ
316. Wish you talked to more: Silaluk11 and my-little-infinity and Chedtim and thatnerdyartaddict
317. Wish you saw more: see above. and then everyone i know online ;_; 
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Everyone except for my closest friends 
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Kim XD
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': i don't think so?
321. Whose always been there when you need them: um. 
322. Who is like your family: like everyone XD
323. How many friends do you have?: surprisingly a lot
324. How many are really close?: like 5 or 6? I think. 

Section Sixteen: The Last
325. Thing you ate: chips XD
326. Thing you drank: water
327. Thing you wore: um guy shorts and a shirt?
328. Thing you did: Answer the previous question.
329. Place you went: this bench that my best friend and I sat on when we were walking back from CVS at like 10 pm XD 
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: ears
331. Person you saw: my mother
332. Person you hugged: i can't recall
333. Person you kissed: no one?
334. NQ- Person you beat to a juicy pulp: um no one?
335. Person you talked to online: Someone I'm in a game with
336. Person you talked to on the phone: my friend jhet? i think
337. Song you heard: Summertime Sadness xD
338. Show you saw: i can't remember lmao
339. Time you fought with your parents: last night? or a few weeks ago
340. Time you fought with a friend: i can't remember xD
341. Words you said: I don't remember

Section Seventeen: Now
343. What are you eating: Nothing
344. What are you drinking: nothing
345. What are you thinking: I'm bored as fuck and that I suck at conversations
346. What are you wearing: guy shorts and a shirt. 
347. What are you doing: This meme.
349. Hair: messy
350. Mood: eh
351. Listening to: random songs on iTunes
352. Talking to anyone: again, the guy from a game i'm in
353. Watching anything: nothing

Section Eighteen: Yes or No
354. Are you a vegetarian: Yup
355. Are you a carnivore: Nope
356. Are you heterosexual: i don't think so?
357. Do you like penguins: they're cute
358. Do you write poetry: Often
359. Do you see stupid people: yes
360. You + Me: Who are you
361. Do you like the Osbournes: what
362. Can you see flying pigs: what
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: no ;-;
364. Are you from Afghanistan: nope
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: Idk
366. Are you a zombie: no
367. Am I annoying you: no
368. Do you bite your nails: ... ._.  yes
369. Can you cross your eyes: yes?
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: fuck no
371. Have you touched someone's private part: um i think?

Section Nineteen: This or That
372. Winter or Summer: summer
373. Spring or Autumn: autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: Shakira 
375. MTV or VH1: ???
376. Black or White: Black
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow
378. Football or Basketball: Basketball
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Mobile Phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pen. 
381. Cold or Hot: Hot
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Tattoos
383. Inside or Outside: both
384. Weed or Alcohol: Alcohol
385. Coke or Pepsi: i liked coke better but i don't like either anymore
386. Tape or Glue: Tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: In-n-Out

Section Twenty: Opinions
388. What do you think about classical music: I like it ;-;
389. About boy bands: ehhhhhhhhhh
390. About suicide: it's not selfish, dammit.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: FUCK YOU
392. About teen pregnancy: sucks.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: either ashes somewhere in the world, underground or having a mental breakdown somewhere? Idk.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: IDK ;_;
395. About gay men: Cuties uwu

Section Twenty-One:
396. Do you have a website: Not really
397. Current weather right now: idk
398. Current time: 9:05 AM
399. Any shout outs: MICHAEL IS HOT
400. Last thoughts: SHUT UP  MOTHER FUCK YOU</sub>